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Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.
Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Kristers

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.
friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”
by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019
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cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.
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by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009
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Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022
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Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.
"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!
by Afton Runner July 6, 2010
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Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a god among mortals, as he controls everything around him. This includes several Victoria's Secret models panties, and he is often pictured as Poseidon, as he has the ability to turn a catwalk into the Atlantic ocean, if you know what I mean.
Guy 1: Yo, where did my gf go?? I haven't seen her all day!!
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini
by man who never lies February 1, 2022
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Kristoforandchaz

The weird YouTuber with the intro that is concerning
Hello my name is charlie, Welcome to kristoforandchaz, today we will be playing Rich Hill on MLB the show 19
by Polish Orchid February 4, 2022
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