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krista

A delicious, rare, quivering cup of coffee with Italian cream inside. Its flavor is bold yet sweet, and a little sour. Contains nearly as much caffeine as espresso. It is very expensive and can be found exclusively in New Jersey.
& it tastes great with baked ziti!
Mmmmmmmmmm, I just had me the most delicious cup of krista EVER! Now where's my baked ziti at?
by kr1574 July 24, 2009
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krista likes pink fluffy unicorns and is so krista
by vanillarice March 13, 2017
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Kylies favorite person ever. loves school.

ZANE :)
oh theres that girl krista.
by jackNjill555 January 5, 2011
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A dirty whore who enjoys to ruin other peoples' lives, relationships and fun. Usually blonde, and very easy..... Likes to sleep around
Bro 1--- "Dude..... You want to get with HER!?!"
Bro 2--- "I don't give a fuck. At least she's no krista"
by hahaahahaahahaha January 18, 2010
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A spicy girl who often cements her vagina shut in order to prevent accidental pregnancy
Don't expect any of those Kristas to go swimming. They will sink like rocks.
by slowbadon May 26, 2010
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nasty slut, who, after sleeping with everyone in the known universe, continues to make herself seem so sweet and innocent. she likes to make people think she's the kind to like everyone, but in all actuality, she talks shit about everyone she knows. Krista is a whore, and no one likes her, or at least no one should.
i know, she's the biggest krista i know
by manky99849 August 27, 2010
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1. A pothead stoner who has big eyeballs and says "i dont know" alot. And laughs and says "your slow" alot. She gave me this greese to put in my hair, and now i have to take a shower cuz it feels gross. And shes not even black. what the fuck.

2. May also be a sexual act where two girls like to eat each others poo.
1. Stop being such a Krista

2. I bet that girls likes Krista-ing.
by Stibbz May 10, 2008
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