by Babyygirllll<3 January 24, 2009
Short, chubby, blond and desperate. Often seen tongue raping unsuspecting much taller boys at parties where she isn't wanted. Earns names like "Easy Freshman".
by supercoolman45678 July 18, 2009
Krista is the girl who puts everyone else before her. she can sometimes be judgmental and a little mean but never to purposely make someone upset or hurt. she is very social, funny and kinda dumb in school but she could be really smart if she put her mind to it. she loves her guinea pig and loves any kind of potatoes. and she’s stunning ❤️❤️
by Krista Canney July 14, 2020
by ALPHAQINBEDATNIGHT January 23, 2020
Guys yall giving me way too much credit im a Krista IM A FUCKING IDIOT tf kinda Kristas yall know????
by ThatBitchKriss October 31, 2019
A little shit. A person who reminds you of the devil. Someone who doesn't get the clues that you don't like them. Clueless moron.
by Anonymous 427338.0 January 10, 2017
The utter definition of Napoleon Complex, the Krista is an ego-driven creature who, in the face of empirically verified incorrectness or culpability, nevertheless argues to the contrary. She is an elusive creature thought to inhabit the Americas, but this is mere conjecture. Those who have reported sightings claim her toes are that of a hobbit, yet her face is that of a smiling goddess. The latter is the source of her mythical power, as she is known for luring in unsuspecting boys who learn all too late that she has a dark side and feeds on their tears. Again, this is speculative, since none who have experienced her dark mania have returned. Her tale is one of folklore whispered ‘round campfires and through the forests of old. Only one can ensnare and tame her, they say, and so the world waits for the rightful suitor to come forth....
by Thetruedefinerofall October 1, 2019