A fatass. Pretends to smoke large quantities of marijuana and crack. Weighs in at a whopping 400 pounds. Claims to do LSD, but everyone knows fat kids don't do acid. Favors large yellow hoodie, who knew they make clothes that big???
by supercoolman45678 July 18, 2009
Short, chubby, blond and desperate. Often seen tongue raping unsuspecting much taller boys at parties where she isn't wanted. Earns names like "Easy Freshman".
by supercoolman45678 July 18, 2009
A super creeper. Cuts holes in his pockets during class so he can touch himself. It's not like anyone else wants to. Owns a stupid dog named Spunky. Often practices karate on unsuspecting trees. Go Frank Go!! Is very protective of his bus seat. If taken, he will react with violence, unless you have tits he can rub up against.
by supercoolman45678 July 18, 2009