Muslim kryptonite

AKA a motivated U.S. Marine

"Man you look as good as Muslim kryptonite today"

by Bill2007 April 12, 2007

kryptonite

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

by Geoff December 28, 2005

black woman's kryptonite

a really hot/cute white guy

josh is has blue eyes and dark brown clean cut hair and is in medical school to be a doctor...he's such a black woman's kryptonite

by llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeqq22222 October 14, 2006

kryptonite

kryptonite is a strain of weed originating out of Norcal in the town of yuba city, its a f-1 hybrid, pure kush plant with ultra potent nugs that taste like og or bubba kush not for light weights

I smoked some of dans kryptonite and it plowed my field!

by Kalichronic January 2, 2009

kryptonite

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

kryptonite

1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel

2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010

Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015