Kermit The Frog

Kermit is the coolest and most amazing frog/god in the world AND IF U DONT LIKE HIM U NEED TO DIE IN A FIRE

"whos that frog over there he looks so cool and amazing'' ''yes he is amazing and cool he is Kermit the frog

by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit suicide

To be so done with life that you just wanna die

Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!

by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermited

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.

Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.

by 3am Dice August 31, 2017

Kermit roleplay

Alternative term for fisting, either anal or vaginal.

Or both.

Fisting? Hell yes...I love a bit of Kermit roleplay.

by plungethethumb May 5, 2018

kermit style

Doing anything in Kermit style is doing it IN style. Kermit the frog is truly an inspiration to us all, so whatever you do, do it Kermit style! Except maybe don't Kermit murder...

Mom: Hey did you wash the dishes?
You: mmhm
Mom: But you did it in style right??
You: Totally mom of course! I did it Kermit Style
Mom: -nods approvingly- So proud of you!
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Friend : Wait so you Kermit murder him?!
You: That's not how it works lol it would just be committing murder
Friend: But...?
You: But doing it Kermit style. Of course
Friend: HAH you kermitted murder
You: Wait WHA??!

by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

kermitsbigshlong

THE BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME, THEY WILL GIVE U WEED AND COOKIES. BEWARE THO CUZ SHES ATTRACTED TO UR DAD AND NOT U

person one: what’s that fb meme account you keep talking about?

person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!

by sickestmofo July 1, 2021