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kooter cake

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.
"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"
by Gangster .O. Love March 4, 2004
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Kooper113

A friend to the world of Paint Shop Pro and Nintendo. He really loves SPGLink's zany charaters, and loves to chat on the AWN Message Board. He also enjoys talking in third person.
"Sup' B?" ~ Kooper113
by Kooper113 August 26, 2003
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Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.
Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.
by Sir Duke October 12, 2006
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kouper

A very hot individual with amazing eyes and blonde hair. This individual get many girls
That Kouper is a keeper
by Suckmynade December 27, 2016
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Koozert

A name used for someone who is the best at quickscopes and has really good montage footage
Guy number 1:Man that guy is such a Koozert, have you seen him play CoD?

Guy number 2:Yea no kidding. OMG prodigy
by OMGprodigy April 22, 2011
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Kooter Bob

a slang word for a females vaginal area; pussy; kit-kat
Damn man i souped as hell!
Why?
Cuzz, i got me some "Kooter Bob"!
by PrettyBoyNasty August 23, 2011
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Kooterpaloozer

One who attends bon fires, party's in corn fields, or other poorly organized social gatherings in random rural area's with the intent of consuming large amounts or liquor, marijuana, and music while hanging out with high school friends and townies. Always includes music in the form of cheap boomboxes, high school garage rock bands, a polka, or some combination of.

A person who enjoy's small town raves in WI, IA, both Dakota's, and other area's with rural populations that feature high rates of "townyism".

Named for Kooter, who hosted the original Kooterpalooza in a field near Bumfuck, WI. The first annual Kooterpalooza lasted 13 days and was attended by roughly 60 locals over a six day period. Included camping, ceremonial lighting of the christmas tree bon fire - olympic torch style, 300 spud gun launches in the Spud Gun Distance and Accuracy competition, 3 lousy highschool bands (including Kooter and Woody's Last Kid Picked), seven burns, four cases of extreme diaria, three police visits (including one instigated by a person who saw the flames from a road seven miles away and called in saying the marsh was on fire), and one wild boar sacrificed to the Guy Fawkes.
On day seven of the fourth anual Kooterpalooza, Tristan, a founding Kooterpaloozer, got lost for three days when he drunkenly stumbled into the corn field to vomit after failing to hurdle the fire which didn't look quite as large from the outside as it did from the inside.
by bOObZ March 4, 2013
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