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Klondike Spike

To snort an alcoholic beverage up your nose.
The klondike spike got me drunk faster than drinking that shit!
by Blanche Lexington February 5, 2009
mugGet the Klondike Spikemug.

klondike koosh

While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man, while on his knees on the bed, begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.
I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.
by Bootyful September 15, 2008
mugGet the klondike kooshmug.

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.
My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!
by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010
mugGet the Klondike Barmug.

klondike bar

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike
Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.
by Luigi August 6, 2004
mugGet the klondike barmug.

klondike bar

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
mugGet the klondike barmug.

Granny Klondike

When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
by Sancho Barrymore October 18, 2008
mugGet the Granny Klondikemug.

alaskan klondike

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.
I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight
by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018
mugGet the alaskan klondikemug.

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