E-Klepto

Electronic Kleptomaniac.
A person with an obsessive impulse to steal over the internet regardless of economic need.


E-Kleptos are an increasingly large portion of internet users. As P2P networks continue to expand more and more electronic kleptomaniacs are emerging. Given the choice of paying for software, music, movies and other forms of electronic media or not paying for it, many are choosing to not pay.

Anyone who has used napster, kazaa, DC, Bittorrent, IRC, or newgroups, to name a few.

by Dan Welsh November 3, 2004

Conquest Klepto

Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.

"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."

"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"

by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022

Kleptach

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.

Kick 'em in the Kleptach!

by Awasux September 10, 2012

Kleptokakistocracy

A system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, and most unscrupulous citizens who exploit natural resources and people, and steal for personal financial or political gain.

Some call our current administration a Kleptocracy, others call it a Kakistocracy, I say it's a Kleptokakistocracy

by mama_pajama_1 December 4, 2017

Klenton

He’s the funny one in the group. If your having a bad day he lightens up the mood. Also he gets all the galdem.

Man like klenton

by The unkown warrior March 20, 2020

Kleptocratic

A political policy, the main goal of which is to steal from the poor and give to the rich, under the guise of doing the opposite.

Both Republicans and Democrats are Kleptocratic.

by sargos7 August 4, 2014

kleptomento

stolen item with meaning. klepto combined with memento

This a great ashtray.
thanks its a kleptomento from the hotel at my brothers wedding.

by Big Baby Mars October 4, 2013