Kalhan

Kalhan, a closeted furry. Typically attracted to the family pet. The little known step cousin of shane dawson.

Damn bro, didn't know you were such a kalhan.

by thatoneicecube January 22, 2022

Kahananui

Musical term for people without any talent.

He can't play the viola, he is a Kahananui

by JFKSZ December 13, 2022

kalahan

Kalahan is somone referred to a slave. Denying their own freedom and autonomy. By allowing themselves to be controlled by another individual, they are relinquishing their power and independence.

Tom: Oh that person over there thats just my kalahan

Kalahan: i I be done please?
Tom: NO GET BACK TO WORK

by Victoria car February 24, 2024

Kalahan

Kalahna is somone referring as a slave. Denying their own freedom and autonomy. By allowing themselves to be controlled by another individual, they are relinquishing their power and independence.

Tom: oh that person over there? That's my slave kalahan.
Kalahan: can I plaese be done master?
Tom: NO get back to work!

by I <3 mercedes February 24, 2024

O'klaharo

This is traditionally a male of Irish decent who at some point lives in oklahoma This strange mixture of cultures gives birth to a person who wears anything from skin toned toms, to a Kum&Go trucker hat, that laughs like a pretty girl making faces. Also, they tend to be born with a sickness that can only be cured by shopping. A lot. ESPECIALLY at Express (even though they occur in nature mostly male). Some people have the habit of questioning the o'kaharo's sexuality, but it's up to them to confirm that. Speaking of their questionable sexuality, o'klaharos almost always seem to have a special relationship with baby wetzys, a bromance of sorts.

Popular occupation: singing boyscout (they really know how to "pitch a tent"...) ;)
Weird quirks: has a strange fascination for asian blue balls , scarves and cardigans.

Bri: crap! i can't set up this freaking tent!

Daniel: well ur stupid! just fly in an o'klaharo!
Bri: ur right... what was i thinking?!?
*calls in an o'klaharo for help, he arrives shorty on his pink crotch rocket*
Daniel: what's that singing i hear?... and why are there scarves all over the place?
Bri: oh that's just the o'klaharo working. he has to take off his scarves for maximum tent pitching...

by phoenix fire flame May 10, 2011

Dirty Kalhan

When a one makes a porno with a 107 year old man and he cums till he dies. After they inherit all his money and eat 7 dildos.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m planning to pull a Dirty Kalhan at the Senior Center.

by Leghair_bitch17 May 6, 2020