kiwis 

People or persons of New Zealand. Not a derogatory term as New Zealanders refer to themselves as Kiwis.

The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.

Come experience our Kiwi hospitality when you fly Air New Zealand advertising blurb from Air New Zealand.

kiwis by silver February 14, 2005

Purple Kiwis 

They are the most sinister birds. You know loose threads on you favorite t shirt? Purple kiwis. You know all the random and probably unnessesary dials in micrwaves, dishwashers, washing machines, ovens, and other assorted appliances? Purple kiwis. You know when plastic bottles seem really hard to open because your hand keeps slipping? Purple kiwis grease them up. You know when the toilet seat is unreasonably cold? Purple kiwis. You know when the tiolet seat is unnervingly warm? Purple kiwis. You know when the drawstrings to your sweatshirt get pulled too much on one end and it gets stuck inside the hood? Purple kiwis. You know those little plastic thingies that are used to attach tags to shirts that you should probably cut with scissors but your too lazy and when you try to pull it you just rip the tag off and the plastic thingy is still there and even though you could get scissors you decide to keep trying to pull it off but you cant because its too small and when you give up and just wear it, it is really itchy and you finally go and get scissors but you cant find any? Purple kiwis. You know autocorrect? You know that feeling when you have an itch but you cant find the exact place and you end up looking like a leper with all of your scratching? Purple kiwis. You know when bags of chips have a total of two and a half chips in them? Purpe kiwis. They may look cute when you see them, watch out. They are malicious creatures who crave suffering. They hail from Old Zealand.

Purple kiwis ate my sandwich but left all the crust.

Purple Kiwis by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Kiwistan

Alternative name for New Zeland

Cuz, when are you going back to Kiwistan?

Kiwistan by meder July 12, 2011

meat kiwis 

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

meat kiwis by Jona Skyday October 30, 2007

Bobbing for Kiwis 

Fellatio

We didn't actually "do it", she just went bobbing for kiwis.

Bobbing for Kiwis by Liberator69 October 22, 2010

kiwis 

Another term for the testicals

My girlfriend has bruises on her chin from my KIWIS slappin' it.

kiwis by JorgeD. May 17, 2006

kiwis 

Kiwis: Women; Small tits, big arses and attitude to match. Rugby jerseys look good on All Blacks and not on girls even if you have on your best trackpants. Sculling piss is for blokes. Your friendships with other girls are not like men's so stop trying to act like them.

Kiwi Blokes: Honest, simple, loyal, hardworking, charming, easy to please and the girls lucky enough to get the chance realise multiple orgasms are not fiction, Generous, respectful and ferocious in a fight. You can see Russel Crowe proved his birthplace when performing in Gladiator.

look at me i am one of those kiwis

kiwis by guesswhothisis October 10, 2006