Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021

Kindling Jig

The acting of rubbing ones feet together like a cricket impulsively when you lay down in bed.

Alex tried not to do a kindling jig when he got into bed with Alice but he couldn’t help it

by Spicysirachagirl April 30, 2020

Kindling

Slang for a Jewish baby.

"Did you hear the neighbors had a baby?" "Oh great! That's all we need is another Kindling in the neighborhood."

by ChknFckr June 26, 2024

kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together

by dim the crackoon December 19, 2023

kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

(definition made by crackoon)

as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together

by dim the crackoon December 19, 2023

Kindle and cuddle

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow

Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl

by aza_uk September 25, 2016