Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire

“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”

by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018

Kindling Jig

The acting of rubbing ones feet together like a cricket impulsively when you lay down in bed.

Alex tried not to do a kindling jig when he got into bed with Alice but he couldn’t help it

by Spicysirachagirl April 30, 2020

kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.

Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.

by drfreed August 28, 2020

Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.

Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'

by Martinho August 31, 2013

kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.

I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye

by Web4less July 18, 2021