Kindling

Slang for a Jewish baby.

"Did you hear the neighbors had a baby?" "Oh great! That's all we need is another Kindling in the neighborhood."

by ChknFckr June 26, 2024

kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

(definition made by crackoon)

as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together

by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023

Kindle and cuddle

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow

Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl

by aza_uk October 3, 2016

Kindle kids

Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.

Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids

by Good at ark August 11, 2018

Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire

“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”

by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018

Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.

Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'

by Martinho August 31, 2013

kindle finger

noun. An injury to one's finger, similar to tennis elbow, resulting from holding the weight of a kindle on that finger.

Ow! I can't make a proper fist because I have kindle finger.

by drfreed August 28, 2020