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Kindergartener

A person who goes to Kindergarten, typically a 5 or 6-year-old.
Max is a kindergartener.
by Koria Cousley December 30, 2022
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Katie Kindergartner

Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.
I hate Katie Kindergartner
by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020
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busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.
So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!
by BigDick74 September 6, 2014
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When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'
Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".
by Gazcap October 30, 2022
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kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.
Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.
by Allisaur January 3, 2008
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kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.
Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!
by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009
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kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day
Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore
by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014
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