Kill me with a katana

literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die

"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"

by ferdakatanalmao April 15, 2017

Please, Kill me

Said by the Spy in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2, This is one of many lines such as "Off to visit your mother!"

Red Spy: Please, Kill me

Blu Solider: No, Talk

by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021

omg kill me

when something terrible happens

"brad asked me out. like. omg kill me!"

by the_cody_wolf November 24, 2020

Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

by BIGG D February 17, 2022

You cant kill me!

I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!

You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!

by Felix Morningstar the Cunt December 4, 2022

Kill Me Please

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

by Imthatonegirl December 22, 2014

kill_me

A total sad case that hangs out on teen chat rooms pretending to be a guy that ville valo hit on! kill me is actually a sad teenage girl from london who needs a life! Kill_me actually is a sad punk rocker who went 2 a nofx gig where she got stuck in a mosh pit,had green hair ,a guy kissed her hand and another one slobbered on her. She also has no friends in her class at school!
HERE IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE! I AM KILL ME!

here me i am kill_me the sad teenage girl who says she is a dude who ville valo hit on!

by kill_me July 17, 2004