kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.

Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

gorilla kidney

Party and club favorite - whipping out and squeezing your balls at the base of you sac with 1 hand until they turn purple and veins start to bulge. For the total effect your free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and yell "I'm a pimp... look at me bitches!!!"

BG whipped out his GORILLA KIDNEY with pride as it was freshly shorn and smooth as a babies ass!

by Swoop Deville June 1, 2006

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014

Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink

Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"

by sammmmj September 7, 2015

kidney tits

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.

Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.

by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010

Kidney man

Me

Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!

by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 26, 2021

tip a kidney

Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss

I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.

by incontinent one September 16, 2013