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Keystone Heights

Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.
We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin January 19, 2017
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Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."
by ToeBang August 30, 2016
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keystone light

water mixed with fermented pisss!!
dude I had 10 keystone lights and im only half buzzed
by captain.trips November 5, 2010
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keystroker

A person who uses the internet to bolster their flagging self esteem usually by insulting others and/or making hateful throwaway remarks.

Not to be confused with Trolls, keystrokers are in fact capable of intelligent and constructive actions, they simply prefer to have fun at other peoples expense. Anyone objecting to this definition as being "hateful" may be doing so as a keystroking move.
ChatGod:"The shuitlle crash was so funny, I wet myself laughing!"
CovertWalrus:"You, ChatGod, are a keystroker. No doubt."
by D F Stuckey February 20, 2004
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keystone can

something you need when you have nothing to shoot fireworks with.
"How are we going to shoot off the fireworks?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
by haleyfoshizz March 15, 2009
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Keystone80435

Keystone is a ski resort in Colorado. 80435 is the zip code.
Lets hit Keystone80435. I'll meet you at The Goat.
by Best Place On Earth December 29, 2007
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Keystone Kops

Pennsylvania State Police.

Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"

"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
by OldsVistaCruiser April 5, 2012
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