kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

Kermit's Razor

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.

Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."

by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022

keemi

Keemi is the best person you could ever

Have in your life

Keemi is a very fierce person

Like a lioness thats been held captive

And she don't take sh*t
And Keemi standa for:
Kind
Exciting

Extraordinary

Magnificent

Incredible

The new girl in class is so Keemi!!!❤🌟

by Lil Ayy April 14, 2019

keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).

The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.

by AvsC February 21, 2008

kemia

Kemia is a girl with wild thoughts if you meet a Kemia you should feel blessed.Kemia is very beautiful and has a great personality.

Kemia walked in and all the boys blushed.

by Kemia January 15, 2018

Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches

Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to

by Nonopolies December 17, 2019

Keyairra

keyairra is a goofy girl laughs at everything, she is one of the girls who is fun to hang out with and lit.

keyairra laughed at the teacher that had no teeth and a wig on

by they call her teetee October 31, 2017