Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.

Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.

by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016

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kettle of fish

An expression that means 'That's a whole 'nother subject.'

We were going to talk politics, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish!

by Curt H June 3, 2008

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Derivative and derogatory of "Ma and Pa Kettle".

Can be used to refer to all of Coach/Economy Class on a plane but usually used to highlight those passengers on an flight who, through their behavior, make it very apparent that they aren't familiar with how to get around at the airport, get through security or get on a plane without delaying or inconveniencing everyone else.
Typically they are from flyover country.

"We left 30 minutes late because there were a bunch of people back in Kettle Class who couldn't figure out how to get in their seats"

by jetdillo February 22, 2010

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Kettle down a shit

When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.

Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!

David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??

Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.

David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.

by David 'sky' Walker September 25, 2009

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