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Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018
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Kemp

An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'
That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!
by GDKII July 28, 2008
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keptwoman

Verb. A single woman involved in an affair with a married man or man who is already in a serious relationship. Where the man takes care of the mistress 100% in any ways that she needs financially. She is Kept to Keep her Mouth Shut. Period the end.
I heard that, that beautiful woman over there in the BMW, wearing those Gucci sunglasses, got it all because she is a keptwoman.
by Ms.MiaPinkeye April 19, 2021
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Kempelin'

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.
"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.
by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010
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Kempsville Lake

Hood located in Virginia Beach south of Mt. Trashmore. One of the best hoods to kick it in. Easy access to everything. Also known as "The Lake".
This guy: Where you from?
That guy: Shiiiit you know the lake.
This guy: Kempsville Lake?
That guy: Yea, that's where it's at.
by 757_Boy April 29, 2013
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Kemp highschool

The land of pure inconvenience. It's where the drama burns and the vape fiends roam. But the main things you need to worry about are the stalkers and the overly horny freshman.
by That1whiteguy04 October 23, 2020
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kemps

KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
by iThizz July 13, 2006
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