kelping

Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase

An example of using the verb kelping

Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!

by ciqc May 25, 2024

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald

Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.

by Paperr November 10, 2020

Kelp

Word means “kill for help”

Come kelp me I don’t know how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.

Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.

by kathpacito June 15, 2018

spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

Kelp

Kelp is Lukas' quote in the yearbook

Kelp -Lukas

by Rodekoelkast June 19, 2020