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Kate Upton's dildo

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014
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kate gosselin

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.
The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.
by rainbowfish June 3, 2010
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Kate Beckinsale

The single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.
Kate Beckinsale is hotter than you.
by i'm rick james bitch March 24, 2004
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Kate Fu™

A highly specialized form of martial arts developed by Grandmistress Kate (1975- ). Initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, Kate Fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumbass desperately needs his clock cleaned.
"Ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing asshole won't accept "no" as your final answer...Kate Fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag! Maybe he'll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. If so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women." ~ Grandmistress Kate (circa 1994)
by Miss Ann Drist (disciple) August 17, 2008
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Kante

A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.
Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"
by DjJazzyGeoff June 28, 2017
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kartez

An hustler, charming, and good with the ladies. Critical thinker, great in the bed room. Also, nice looking with an awesome touch and sense of humor.
He is great all around he must be Kartez.
He looks great, he must be an Kartez.
by getemright April 25, 2015
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mary-kate spellman

mary-kate spellman is the official wife (wifi) of ciara hession
why is she obsessed with finn?
she has to be mary-kate spellman
by louistomlinsonnnn October 17, 2021
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