Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

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Kaydence

Kaydence is one of the cutest and hottest girls you will ever meet!!! She can do what ever she wants and get away with it! She doesn’t need a guy to bring her down (Most likely name starts with a L,B,C). Her exes are mean and date her friends. Back to she is hot and cute. She might not look like this next grade I better catch her. She gonna be the best girl next year. And she is fine AFFF. Better catch her boys she is about to have a HUGE glow up!! Her ass will grow 20x bigger and will look fine. She is also honest and doesn’t need gossip and fake friends. You better become her friend now or make her your girlfriend!!!

Boys: WOWWW

Kaydence:umm no lol

by Ellie ;) November 15, 2018

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