KA KA yoga

The delightful art of having to take a massive shit while you're at the club but the door won't lock so you mount into a horizontal position above the toilet with your hands on the door and your feet against the wall behind the toilet (your stomach facing the ground). You then proceed to take your massive shit and your shit should fall into the toilet promptly.

Man I was at the club the other night dancin on bitches when I had to take a massive shit, but then the door wouldn't lock so I had to break out the KA KA yoga moves.

by ivorysoapsmellslikeshit March 12, 2015

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a ho call, a way of telling your boys there is a hot honey up ahead

Ka!! Over there and too the right

by DJgreensauce April 26, 2005

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ka sounds just like it looks. ka. when i was younger and my parents took us to mass, there was always a chinese couple who sat in front of us, caddy corner, indian style on the pew. one day, the woman must have had some sinus congestion or something, so out of nowhere, she begins to sneeze. after a few unproductive sneezes, she gathers her phlegm and watch out - KA - it went flying in the church. KA is the sound she made as her mucus flew and joined the choir sitting in front of us. (ok, well, i dont know where it really went, but it was funny as hell and we laugh about it to this day!

achoo achoo - KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~

by tracey January 17, 2005

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ka ka kaw

kuh kuh kaw, adj: a popular phrase used to recognize an accomplishment or acknowledge greatness. Usually heard when a battle of wits has commenced and the victorious of the two combatants has clearly and with out mercy defeated his foe, in short, rendering them an idiot.

Bill: That girl i was chasin, the smokin hot one remember, she completely denied me today when i asked her out. So I told the whole school she crapped her pants when she was sick with a fever.
Mike: KA KA KAW KA KA KAW
Bill: KA KA KAW

by Desmond Pills June 9, 2007

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