Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.
by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019

An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.
"Jamie is acting irritable again"
"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"
"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"
by anonymous February 27, 2022

by NotKante December 30, 2023
