Penguin body built bitch that don’t cook or clean

Single digit IQ
Doesn’t take care of her kids

Money hungry broke bitch

Supersize me fast food diet ass hoe

Lies about anything to sound relevant

Brags about being a slut in high school

Fucked a guy on a billboard

Possibly into incest

Tells shitty stories

Has a crooked pussy
by Metrobmad September 10, 2023
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Adj.: Characteristic of a not too JAP-ie girl from South Florida.
N.: This girl I know who sometimes smokes the m.j. until she is silly, gets lost driving, and ends up in another state.
Adj.: Being concerned with her appearance some days more than others, I'd say she is quite "kalli."
N.: Kalli studies too much sometimes and takes a drive with m.j.
by Xtremeg July 27, 2004
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An female that comes off as a tease, and has multiple boyfriends.
She's a kallie for sure...
by Kallie6969696969 April 15, 2010
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Kallie is a retard and loves Garrett
I love Garrett hi I am Kallie and I am a retard
by Ella. Mark774 April 24, 2020
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kallie is a short burnette sassy woman she has lots of friends.
wow shes a kallie

oh my god it is i love her!
by JOLLY RANCHER BANCHER April 12, 2019
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The most beautiful girl ever. She is extremely ripped and loves to workout. She may have a heart condition but that doesn't slow her down. She loves Disney, sometimes a little too much. Kallie may be a little guarded at times but she will let you see the real her eventually. Kallie has beautiful red hair that only adds to her uniqueness. But most importantly, her ass is almost as thick as her heart.
"Damn, that Kallie must workout"
"Damn bro, if you got a Kallie never let her go"
by Madison_H November 20, 2019
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A white girl who likes black dick, sends nudes for money, and fucks her mom.
I would hate to be a Kallie.
by Sharktaildiver420 May 13, 2020
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