one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

kicking

a slang term referring to quitting the drug heroin cold turkey ,because of the muscle spasms that partake during heroin drawl.

man Jo's kicking heroin right now, because he is tiered of being an adict. thats why he looks like shit right now.

by fiend_pdx_123 March 15, 2011

venezuelan ass kicking

usually involves rapidly traveling lead

you mess with a Venezuelan you just might get venezuelan ass kicking

by daddy354465 March 9, 2009

kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008

kicking da chumpy

Feeling great; in a groove; good things are happening

Wow, Martavius got a new job and girlfriend both in the same week. He's kicking da chumpy!

by Caroline Eicher January 6, 2015

kicking ass

a great career attitude for those with enough nerve to do it

Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.

by RayX September 15, 2005

Knacking

it is the act of grinding the opposite sex .
for upmost pleasure and excitement.

Person 1: Guy what are you going to do to your girl in Destroy Dick December
Person 2: I'm going to be Knacking her

by da hype November 5, 2018