kung fu breath 

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.

John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.

kung fu breath by crazy eighties February 21, 2013

kung fu money 

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

kung fu money by Tim Wells September 5, 2003

Kung Fu Pussy 

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.

Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night

Kung Fu Pussy by Ayayyyyy July 29, 2019

Kung Fu Grip 

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

Kung Fu Grip by JON M. S. May 29, 2003

Kung Fu Necktie 

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.

Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"

Kung Fu Necktie by InkaDink January 24, 2011

kung fu panda 

Probably the coolest movie ever to exist, comes out on June 6, 2008.

Omg,,,, look I got Kung Fu Panda cereal!!!!

Omg,,, I'm like sooooo jealous of you!

I know!!!

kung fu panda by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008

Kung-Fu Hustle 

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

Kung-Fu Hustle by Jack February 28, 2005