fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.
by robert liu May 19, 2003
Get the kalbert mug.A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts
by chodie May 19, 2003
Get the kalbert mug.This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.
by Dunks September 16, 2003
Get the kalbert mug.A serious deformity of the penis, causing it to grow mroe than twice as wide as long. Many bayb's with this disorder (although it is VERY rare) have there genitals cut off and a sex change performed at birth as it is easier on the baby phsychologically. Sometimes it is possible to cure through a secuence of penis enlargement operations.Ë?
by Kirk Alberts (Kalbert research Foudnation) May 25, 2003
Get the kalbert mug.a small town in Queensland, Australia between a crap hole and a bogan breeding group, some how it maintains its sanity and is relatively normal. Consists of relatively nothing besides a few dirt piles and places were dirt piles used to be but its population still steadily grows despite this
Do you live in Boonah" "no i live in Kalbar" "oh thank god, i though you could of been a bogan from that crap hole
by John J T December 6, 2010
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by kALBE August 5, 2017
Get the kalbaby mug.A classic skater boy that is most likely to have curly hair.He is super super nice,except when someone does something to offend him.He prefers girls over guys because they show him the type of respect that he deserves.He never posts anything about his hoes and is the nicest to them lmaoooooo
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