Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.
Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture
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Jurassic park

A novel written by Michael Chrichton in 1990, later adapted into a movie in 1993 by Steven spielberg. In the book(and movie) the park is called “Jurassic park” because it has dinosaurs and “Jurassic” Is one of the 3 dinosaur periods of time. However most famous dinosaurs in it don’t come from the “Jurassic period”.
“Jurassic park is my favorite novel!”
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Jurassic Park

A code word used by a male specimen to indicate that he in fact has an erection.
Girl: What is that bulge coming from your pants?

Guy: JURASSIC PARK
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Jurassic park

funny dino goes roar
I love Jurassic park.
by Ralter!! May 24, 2023
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Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.
Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.
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The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
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