juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly

Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!

by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004

juggling joker

One who may very well be the antichrist.

That Martha Stewart is quite the juggling joker.

by Juggling Joker August 21, 2003

Juggling Tits

When you are around as many topless girls that you are metaphorically Juggling Tits

Will: How many girls were you with last night?

Noah: Man, there were so many girls I was Juggling Tits

by theprojects December 12, 2010

Juggling Masturbation

The act of juggling and masturbating at the same time.

I have a new hobby.. Juggling Masturbation!

by 281281281 June 20, 2007

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

Juggling Balls

To "talk to", "see", "hook-up with" or date multiple guys on a regular basis, usually without them knowing. Similar to being a player or a pimp. Basically it's just guys getting a taste of their own medicine. Can also be used to describe having multiple booty calls. This phrase dates back to the Summer of 2003 when a wise woman named Kreiny said to me..."we're too good for this; we need to stop focusing on one asshole and start juggling some balls".

I was only hooking up w/G but he was dicking me around so I decided to throw a couple more guys in the mix. Now I'm juggling balls.

by PB/SB Pimpsters July 6, 2004

juggling joker

An obscene smell, such as flatulance or roadkill.

Hey, you smell like a juggling joker.

by Dustin August 20, 2003