juan, whoever is reading this is the luckiest person to walk on earth. he brings out a happiness you never would have thought you would feel towards anyone ever. he’ll never fail to remind you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. whoever you are, treat him like hes the world to you, because he truly will be and is. he’ll spam you with pictures of him smiling and you’ll wake up to long paragraphs and will even send you many during the day. his smile is going to mean everything to you and you’ll do anything to see it a million times, trust me, i did. he’ll call you beautiful and will truly mean it. he loves playing soccer and hes amazing at it. he also is an amazing trick shotter in fortnite, you might laugh, but thats just him and you will adore him for it all. anytime your around him and his friends you feel such brightness in your heart because hes the best one in the group, hes different and it’ll make you so happy & his voice will have you feeling like your where you should be. theres times where he needs his own time and be understanding. i promise you he loves you and dont give up on him because hes perfect. and your very lucky. i promise you that.
by _just_a_worm May 2, 2020
Get the Juanmug. Juan is a handsome hella fucking Mexican boy, can be sarcastic and rude, but does it for a reason usually for his friends and if not then for fun. They also are really good actors singers and since he’s Mexican he is a good-ass dancer, likes to do things with friends and would do anything to see them be happy😍
by Weirnnsensj April 16, 2019
Get the Juanmug. Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected
Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"
Pronounced differently than expected
Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"
Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
by Charles Olson November 10, 2006
Get the Juanmug. the most common name in the mexican language.usually verry popular at school.is very talented at soccer.ladies man and is good at sex.pleasures the women.a fine as guy with a big penis
by redrum murder March 30, 2009
Get the juanmug. A Juan is a guy known everywhere. Theres always a Juan in every town. In the old Greek language Juan means master, chief, king, they always had slaves named carlos and francisco and still to this day some juans have a dog named Francisco and most juans have a nigger friend named Carlos. juans these days are known as playa pimp bosses or pimp boss playas, however you wanna call it maybe BOSS HOGG. they also hate pheonix arisona cuz its a peice a shit. A juan is also a guy that every girl wants to have for many perticular reasons but girls are just gonna have to find out.
Wow! you were such a "Juan" last night Carlos.
That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".
Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".
Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan".
Carlos I fuckin hate you! You should be more like "Juan".
Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.
by fck PHX May 10, 2010
Get the juanmug. by goffman May 21, 2012
Get the Juanmug. Juan's have a huge dick to put in girls and always get pussy every night. no jerking off needed. All the girls want to at least give him head or a hand-job. He could steal your girl like that. you blink your girl is sucking Juan's cock. nobody get's more pussy than the Juan you know.
by laid2000 June 1, 2018
Get the juanmug.