A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.
1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
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Get the David Matthew jones mug.A really hot boy, who plays guitar and sings like an angel. With blue eyes, he is like a Vampire but he loves cats so he is a Campire. He is almost in a band with 3 others hot boys, the band is called The tide.
He loves Ed Sheeran and Shawn Mendes and he loves 'A little too much' by Shawn mendes.
He loves Ed Sheeran and Shawn Mendes and he loves 'A little too much' by Shawn mendes.
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phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
by Steven Thornton April 25, 2008
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"What in the fuck...are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?"
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Get the Indianapolis Jones mug.The self-proclaimed "Number one Nigger in America". Mr. Jones has a website and several videos on YouTube in which he engages in all manner of criminal mischief and "kickin' it". Known for his famous line "LANSD - Like a Nigga say do", he is a shaman of sorts for anyone interested in making a quick (illegal) buck.
Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).
Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).
Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
"How'd you come in to all that cash?"
"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"
"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"
"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
by Dillinger123 September 19, 2008
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