You're joking, right?

A phrase that is used to communicate to those around you that you are a dumbass.

Sasha: "Hey, you study for the quiz?"

Kate: "You're joking, right?"

by TheBurntHam November 11, 2010

are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

Joeing

Joeing (aka vomiting) is the act of regurgitation during, or immediately after, a contents that involves drinking or food eating. Critically, the act of Joeing disqualifies the participant from the contest. This includes, but is not limited to; beer pong, flip cup, shots, speed eating, and civil war.

"I just saw you Joeing at the end of flip cup, you lose, even though we both finished at the same time!"

by Man_With_The_Plan March 20, 2013

sloppy joeing

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Chris: haha look at that offbrand chump
James: yea man he be sloppy joeing

by ObamaC May 27, 2010

I was just joking

the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.

Principal: why did you search for that?
Kid: I was just joking. Plz no kill

by literallynobody October 22, 2020

You're joking me

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

joycing

the act of getting with every boy within a one hundred metre radius

If Jo keeps joycing at this rate she will get with every boy in the country by the end of the year!

by Chicken Nuggget August 7, 2011