Journalist

Why go to a journalist rather than the police?

Hym "Because a journalist wouldn't be encumbered by a case-load that may limit the amount of time they can spend on a case. They aren't subject to laws in the same way that a state-sponsored investigative body would be. They may have resources the police might not. Easier for them to do undercover work. The reasons are legion."

by Hym Iam September 19, 2023

beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019

Idli Journalist

A journalist that pretends to stand for one cause while simultaneously chumming it up with the people who work to destroy that cause.

Did you see Rohini Singh? She claims to love idlis but she also supports Sadhvi Saraswati who wants to behead south Indians. Such an idli journalist.

by SoodoSicqyulahr September 5, 2019

One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

by Rikkaroid2434 July 30, 2021

Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster

At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.

by Uncle Joosie July 9, 2024