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Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.
Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.
by Simmaines August 20, 2017
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Jittleyewt

Aye you wanna hold this Jittleyewt
by Bigbootynigga42069 December 29, 2021
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jostleak

A really juicy and bad fart, which most of the time causes pant shitting, and giant skid marks in the pants.
Dude my friend farts on the mic in voice chat and they are always jostleak.
by Bubba Feraligatr January 29, 2022
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Jittletang

The term jittletang refers to the sound a car makes when you rev it up. It’s also been used by YouTube rapper Bipple Yip Snip as a filler word in his songs made in another language called Baltimore-ese.
The jittletang of the car startled the unsuspecting pedestrians.
by Chicano Chavez Jr September 24, 2022
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jittleang

Some one so hideous and zesty that no one likes them and the only way they would get a girlfriend is out of pure pitty
Brodey is a jittleang
by Jittleang lover69 July 16, 2023
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Positive Jostle

derived from a term used on fifa '09

a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.

man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 11, 2009
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low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.
When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.
by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003
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