Verb
To masturbate, especially as a male. Similar to 'jerk' or 'jack', in this way. Usually with an 'ing' at the end (jorking).
To masturbate, especially as a male. Similar to 'jerk' or 'jack', in this way. Usually with an 'ing' at the end (jorking).
by Bub_Club June 8, 2025
Get the jorkmug. MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
Get the Hey Mordecai, how about you jork memug. When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.
"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."
by Lil Jork March 7, 2025
Get the Chinese Jork Torturemug. by Zeb Nygaard October 14, 2025
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Get the jorkmug. (noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
Get the Jorkmug.