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jork

Verb
To masturbate, especially as a male. Similar to 'jerk' or 'jack', in this way. Usually with an 'ing' at the end (jorking).
I'm jorking it, I'm jorking it, ohh ~ so good.
by Bub_Club June 8, 2025
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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.
"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."
by Lil Jork March 7, 2025
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Jork

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Jork-It Ball

A game of basket ball where at half time everyone pauses for a jork break
"I can't wait for our big Jork-It Ball final on the weekend!"
"lets use the yin yang strategy"
by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 24, 2025
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jork

The act of jerking ur penis in a comical sense.
I’m literally jorking in my jeans right now.
by jorking.it.rn April 28, 2024
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Jork

(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)

Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.

Meanings include:

To nut (physically or metaphorically)

A big, dumb win

A ridiculous idea that works

A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing

That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”

“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”

“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”

“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
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