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Jonnie

A piece of shit guy. He pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. He likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. Deny and play stupid like a piece of shit person will do. He also likes to hit women and treat them like shit. He is a waste of time and space on this beautiful planet. HE IS A SORRY ASS LOSER, just like the rest of his family. He thinks he's sexy and smart. Dumbass doesn't even have a hs diploma. He's a drunk with a dui. Has a really bad temper and is a murderer. How sad and pathetic
Is that man jonnie small?

That's him, but he's no man. He's a sorry excuse for a man
by babygirl1021 October 23, 2012
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Jonning

Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.
Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.
by Anonymous army October 28, 2017
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Jonnie

Jonnie is a gay boy that only likes boys is often misunderstood for a girl, and has a massive bootay
Guy:damn that’s a sexy jonnie
by TheJonster October 24, 2018
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Baby._.jonniee

Baby._.jonniee is an amazing tik tok account that you should really follow! Tjey are an BTS fan account.
Girl: Hey have you followed baby._.jonniee yet?
Boy: Not yet I am going to do this now!
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Jonni

Jonni is a name for fucking bitches and faggots. Jonni is a druggie who drinks and dies. He often gets tattoos at the tattoo parlor when he's bored. Having the name Jonni is fucking bad and means you're a fucking bitch.
Jonni is a fucking bitch
by TheScooter879 August 24, 2017
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jonnica

the language of the jonnes. it is a very elaborate african dialect and consists of clicks, groans, grunts, moans, and other various vocal cord abuse.
american woman: hey! what nationality are you?

jonne man: ghhaaa ghaaa-jonnicaaaa kakk gheeeee

(american woman backs away slowly)
by Shaniniqwa June 27, 2008
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Jonnie

A ship between Johnny Orlando and Annie Leblanc. This is the worst ship ever, considering that they don't know each other. Some people want them to write a song together, but what are they gonna write about?
Jonnie doesn't exist but jenzie does :)
by JonnieDoesntExist June 9, 2017
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