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jonard

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.
The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.
by Herbal Master April 25, 2007
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Pull a Johnmarc

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
by MochaCharok November 6, 2013
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jonmark

he’s very attractive and always keeps conversation interesting. he’s funny and can make you laugh with the most random of comments. girls are intrigued by his handsome look and calm demeanor but never know if he’s interested in them. his sweet personality makes him easy to get along with and a person that you’ll immediately vibe with and want to be friends with. if you meet a jonmark keep him close and he’ll be an amazing friend.
guy: My friend Jonmark is coming too
girl: oooh okay i’m excited! 😏
by cobblerplate November 24, 2021
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joymares

a positive dream about something that no longer exists in reality (a former love etc) and upsets you once you awake.
I don't know if what I have would be considered nightmares, but I often have dreams of reconciling with lost friends/ex significant others that give me such a bubble of happiness and hope, that is horribly burst upon waking up and I end up depressed and mopey for the whole day thinking about how those things will never happen.

Seriously, fuck those kinds of dreams. I shall call them joymares

from: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xaw3l/if_you_could_get_rid_of_one_vital_bodily_function/c5kqwbf
by kluiez July 28, 2012
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jomarick

The most gorgeous girl on earth she had been the thru some ups and downs and cried a little but still looks beautiful. She is a nice friend and she catches most of the guys attention
"Omg its jomarick!!"
by Naraihthia March 16, 2017
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joemark

Joemark is dat dude over there with them kurt sunglasses dancing to september, or known as BIG BOI by his wrestling buddy edward
*joemark walks by*
Edward: BIG BOI
by Datogthiccboi May 19, 2018
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jomar

oh, do you know jomar? he is the sexiest man in the world, mahal kita
by istebb November 25, 2018
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