Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021

Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

by YKNAM April 22, 2022

Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.

Oh look you have jonked it now.

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023

jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

by $walot January 18, 2022