Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.

Oh look you have jonked it now.

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023

Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"

by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

Jonk

A better version of a joke used purely ironically.

"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"

by ThatOneOtherLoser December 14, 2022

Jonk

jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.

"Im jonking"

by anonydeclan April 22, 2024

jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

by December 08, 2024

jonk

(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge

ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk

by $walot January 19, 2022

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022