jonned

Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.

"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."

by pulse.101 May 3, 2009

double jointed

An expression for a person being bisexual.

She bends both ways sexually. They call her double jointed for liking both men and women romantically.

by moondance5 December 19, 2012

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

joined at the hip

Another way of saying two people are presently engaging in sexual intercourse.

Mommy, what's that noise upstairs? Oh little Timmy! Your brother and sister are going at it right now. You might say they are joined at the hip!

by Adolfo Hitlaro October 11, 2020

Double Jointed

When two people are smoking on the their own individual Joints

We had a Double Jointed Session and it was awesome!

by Tiny Nips August 20, 2011

johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.

When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too

by mgamn42 November 22, 2016