Johanned

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.

Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.

by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

Johanes

tall, dark and handsome; the womanizer

Ryan Gosling: I acted like my friend Johanes in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".

by pseudophier January 11, 2012

johan

the hottest fucking person you will ever see. he is very humble.... the perfect guy, he likes playing video games but is also quite athletic. Johan is the role model in his class and family, he earns nice grades and enjoys a lot of activities.

everyone wants to fuck johan!
he is so hot!
i wish i was johan

by agummygumball February 4, 2021

johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

by iseethelight September 18, 2007

Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

by Oyorra March 8, 2010

Johans

Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.

Nice hat Johans!

by Strudelhans May 13, 2019

JoHan

another word for adem in danish if you know you know

Kemal din fucking JoHan!

by Arabic Johan September 4, 2019