When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.
by Huh-wtf? June 3, 2018
by pseudophier January 10, 2012
the hottest fucking person you will ever see. he is very humble.... the perfect guy, he likes playing video games but is also quite athletic. Johan is the role model in his class and family, he earns nice grades and enjoys a lot of activities.
by agummygumball February 5, 2021
A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.
by iseethelight September 8, 2007
by Oyorra March 9, 2010
Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.
Nice hat Johans!
by Strudelhans May 13, 2019
by Arabic Johan September 4, 2019