Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan is god of all nine realms

Person 1: ALL HAIL JOE ROGAN

by RatWish May 24, 2022

Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."

Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Joe Rogan

1. A right-wing podcaster that is racist

2. A safe word to release blackmail against a ginger

"Fuck I might need Joe Rogan" "Same yeah, I might need a Joe Rogan."

by hamandeggs November 23, 2022

Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wich

When you believe it is a homosexual act to clean your anus after pooping and walk around with poo between your cheeks like the alpha you are

Whats that smell?
Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.

by May 25, 2025

Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 23, 2025