jocd

Jewish Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - an unhealthy obsession with Jews, Judaism and related issues

Since she was infected with JOCD, she reads Israeli newspapers, is very critical of Jews, subscribes to a bunch of Jewish related youtube channels but lives in Europe and is a catholic.

by Haramatcal October 20, 2015

Jocktober

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".

The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.

by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

by Hoo See October 19, 2019

jocelle

A lovely girl with beautiful talent. Always up to take challenges. When she falls down she can come right back up. Anyone can define beauty but she can define perfection!

Jocelle was looking fine today

by Ktisawesomeest May 16, 2015

jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Curb jockey

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Half Jock

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010