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Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.
"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."
by geekchapel April 19, 2010
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jizzy

having the properties, physical or visual, of jizz
man that drink is all jizzy...
by Mario B October 4, 2004
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Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"
I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.
by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007
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jizzy lips

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.
Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.
by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007
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Jizzy rascal

A guy who gets around with the ladies alot and likes to jizz on their faces once done. Comes from the common word to ejaculate - Jizz and the East london rapper Dizzee rascals name.
'That guy george fucked my sister and her best friend! Hes such a jizzy rascal'
by Tom RP September 3, 2007
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jizzy jizum

cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)
dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!
by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005
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jizzy biz

That was some delicious jizzy biz
by Gurls Club June 21, 2016
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