Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

jizzy lizzy

A hoe

Did you see that Jizzy Lizzy fucking 20 guys at once. What a slut.

by UrbanDictionaryHoe June 27, 2016

jizzy glizzy

A hot dog with jizz as a condiment

Woah.. nice jizzy glizzy. You get it from big d's glizzy stand?

by GlizzySkips August 1, 2020

Jizzantium

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.

Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!

by Changuskahn February 10, 2023

jizzable

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation

dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day

by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

jizzy tits

big tits that are covered in jizz!!! like all over them, like totally covered in sexy white jizz, and all smothered in!!!

oh, hi...20 mins later..JIZZY TITS!!!!!!

by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!! November 28, 2009