Jewfaux

When a non-Jewish person possesses a near perfect imitation Jewfro despite having no connection to the Jewish faith.

Yeah everyones thinks he has a jewfro cause his hair is as jewish as garfunkel but the he isn't jewish. so its a jewfaux.

by notthatjewish July 29, 2009

Jewfro

A "white man's afro" worn by jewish people.

Mr. Belding massaged his cock with Screech's sexy jewfro in front of Mr. Dewey's class at Bayside.

by Bolton September 21, 2005

jewfro

The world's sexiest hair. Oft sported by people of the Jewish faith, it is curly, thick and usually very dark (if not black) hair. Many people of all origins would agree the combination of volume and buoyancy would almost guarantee attractiveness.

Oh my G-d, look at that hottie with that Jewfro over there.
*shivers*

by ithinksoccerrocks December 31, 2008

jewflow

When a person who has a jewfro or curly hair and wants flow straightens it so that it winds up too straight and looks bad and nothing like flow

did you see his jewflow

by ablackbaby July 21, 2010

jewfro

Dark, curly frizzy hair that often belongs to Jews.

I would love to grow my hair out, but it will just poof out into a jewfro.

Issac: Check out that Jew over there.
Chris: How do you know that?
Issac: I could spot that jewfro from another zip code.
Chris: Yeah, you're right. Wow, you have really good jewdar.

by Eric23 January 1, 2009

jewfaggotniggerquee

The most offensive word in existence. JFNQ can also be used.

If the entirety of the word is too severely insulting for the occasion, the two halves jewfaggot and niggerqueer can be used instead.

"man, that guy sodomized my piggybank, and then he stole the watermelon i just bought. The cops showed up, but he outran their car. He was wearing assless chaps as well."
"sounds like you got hit by a jewfaggotniggerqueer."

"Dude, you're so lazy, all you do is sit around and jerk off to gayporn all day. Niggerqueer."

"That guy is such a jewfaggot, he didn't even tip the manwhore he brought to his brother's wedding."

by Shoodoo June 5, 2008

jewfro

jew plus fro= jewfro!

what the hell is a jewfro?
cause i like that word but i dont think i should

by ohmaigod June 27, 2007