Jewfro

The hairstyle that Jews posses. It makes my vagina tickle.

Jewfro's are hot.

by notsoinnocent May 30, 2009

jewfro

the sexiest hairdo known to womankind, or at least to the japs of Toronto. Mmmm mmm mmm

Ethan Zohn, that Jewish hotty that one survivor had one sexy mother of a Jew-Fro

by Angie November 10, 2003

Jewfrohawk

A cross between a jewfro and a mohawk. The hair on the sides of the head are shaved, leaving the curly goodness of the jewfro in a strip down the middle. A simpler styling would be a jewfauxhawk, a cross between a jewfro and a fauxhawk. Obviously, curly hair is required, hopefully caused by a jewish heritage.

It may or may not be possible, but if this legendary hairdo exists, it would, without a doubt, be awe-inspiring.

Jew Lover 1: i would love to see that Seth Goldberg wear a Jewfrohawk.
Jew Lover 2: Yeah, or maybe Eli Cohen. I mean, their jewfros are already so orgasmic i'm not sure if their hair would improve or just get worse!
Jew Lover 1: You know what would be EVEN COOLER? If Kyle from Southpark tried that 'do!!
Jew Lovers 1, 2 & 3: YEAH!

by sp00kish July 3, 2009

Jewfro

A "white man's afro" worn by jewish people.

Mr. Belding massaged his cock with Screech's sexy jewfro in front of Mr. Dewey's class at Bayside.

by Bolton September 21, 2005

jewfro

The world's sexiest hair. Oft sported by people of the Jewish faith, it is curly, thick and usually very dark (if not black) hair. Many people of all origins would agree the combination of volume and buoyancy would almost guarantee attractiveness.

Oh my G-d, look at that hottie with that Jewfro over there.
*shivers*

by ithinksoccerrocks December 31, 2008

jewfro

Dark, curly frizzy hair that often belongs to Jews.

I would love to grow my hair out, but it will just poof out into a jewfro.

Issac: Check out that Jew over there.
Chris: How do you know that?
Issac: I could spot that jewfro from another zip code.
Chris: Yeah, you're right. Wow, you have really good jewdar.

by Eric23 January 1, 2009

jewfro

jew plus fro= jewfro!

what the hell is a jewfro?
cause i like that word but i dont think i should

by ohmaigod June 27, 2007