Jetta

simple man, loves playin 9 holes and loves a bushpig

the worlds highest consumer of clinkers

can commonly be found picking up the scraps around the black rock area

when you see a bloke on the golf course w a packet of clinkers, that's a Jetta.

by kinglegend69 August 23, 2022

Jetta

Dumb or idiotic; usually used as a adjective but can be used as a noun

A: "Dude that was so Jetta"

B: "I hate you"

by thebraindeadbracket July 26, 2024

Jetta

Dumb or idiotic; usually used as an adjective to refer to something someone just did.

Guy A: "Dude whyd you do that that was Jetta"

Guy B: " I hope you die"

by thebraindeadbracket July 26, 2024

Jetta

A sedan manufactured by Volkswagen or the snobby girl from Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000 series)

He drives a Jetta

by SoaringEagle580 June 8, 2024

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

Jetta Pimpin

When you cruise around playing loud music from a VW Jetta, with the windows down, with or without sun glasses on.

"We went Jetta Pimpin, to some sweet tunes, as we traveled down town"

by Kurt L March 30, 2008

Jetta Ho

Jetta Hoes are young attractive girls usually 16-26, who are not very intelligent, but come from rich families, or pretend they are rich. When they learn how to drive, they are usually supplied with a new Volkswagen Jetta by there parents. These girls are known to wear big white rimmed glasses and dress very preppy. Ambercrombie and fitch, American Eagle, and Aeropostale are their favorite brands. Jetta hoes are usually really slutty, and will preform most sex acts with most "good looking" males. They are really bitchy, so proceed carefully. Although They usually drive Jettas, some choose other cars as well, Honda civics, acura integras, mitsubishi eclipse and ford focus are a few of the other famous ones.

"Fuck that bitch man, she drives a Jetta, shes just another Jetta Ho"

by Cdub the Collosus September 11, 2007