Jetpack Lineback

The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.

CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!

by MIsForMaverick October 9, 2012

Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.

Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride

by belibopter June 12, 2023

Jetpack Buttcrack

The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt

Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks

by little_man_with_hands October 28, 2022

the Jetpack

Being the big spoon with a taller girl and releasing flatulence in the process

I‘ve had Taco Bell today, can I be the Jetpack later, Honey?

by EnriqueJVR May 20, 2022

Jetpacking

Fucking a tubby girl's backfat while she brings her arms in and flexes her lats (AKA jetpack position).

Emma bragged to her classmates that Wyatt had a good time jetpacking her in a tree house last evening.

by NastyN8Dawg June 10, 2021

Jetpack

Two 32 oz beers or otherwise that are high alcohol. When put on the side pockets of your backpack you look like a cheap rocketeer.

Gonna pick me up a jetpack and get loaded.

by feelsman January 5, 2026

jetpack joyride

when a woman is the big spoon (AKA jetpack) and is jerking his meat (AKA joyride)

“Hey baby, can I have a jetpack joyride tonight before bed?”

by wonky tonk March 19, 2025