jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.

Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!

by Staifreak May 15, 2018

Jayeyes

When someone gets really high and there one eye goes in one direction and the other goes in another direction.

“Bro I had a jayeyes last night it was wack.”

by Lajay March 18, 2019

jaysey

Amazing human being! Who can make anyone laugh...has such a bad taste in music but she makes up for it because of her humour! She is a trouble maker and is somehow still alive from all the stunts she pulls

Girl 1: oh no where is she?
Girl 2: over there climbing that shed
Girl 1: oh my...she is such a jaysey

by Jayseyweird May 24, 2019

Jakeya

A girl that is very sweet, loyal, and caring. They keep to themselves most of the time and have they heart set on their future but this doesn’t mean that they won’t make the time for you. However, they can be hard to love because if you don’t give the attention that they deserve, they will fall back and put up walls and become distant. They are very rare, so if you manage to find one don’t let them go.

1:Dang why did she do me like that.

2:Because that girl is a Jakeya.

by Justadudeonline June 1, 2020

jakey bakey

boii who thinks he is the shit, is practically a walking sausage. Paid a a chick for bragging rights. mum gets gang banged by bbc. he ate so much bacon that he turned into one and rolls with all the hard lads in gilford with a bus stop and a museum.

o jakey bakey you do nedd some more cakey

by gotchabitch1234567 October 15, 2020

jakeypoo

Uhm. Duh?!

The coolest dingus in existence.
F*#k you!

Wow, have you met Jakeypoo. That's my guy!!

by Sid616 November 23, 2021

jakeyma

Universally Unique, Business is her second language, Family is her Purpose, helping others is her Passion, Her perseverance is why she can’t lose no matter what life throws at her, her compassion is what makes her an Amazing friend and Companion over all There is No One like her✨

Jakeyma will be your everything if you really get to know her.

by The elephant in the room November 24, 2021