Jared Holt

Some stupid, obnoxious asshole

Jared Holt is a Jared Holt. Fuckin jewbag

by Dillon V October 13, 2010

The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

Jared

the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally

Jared, the man of my dreams

i wish you were more like Jared

by briwos3 June 16, 2011

Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

Jained

To get so drunk you pass out, roll off the bed and get your head stuck inside a vomit bucket without regaining consciousness the entire time.

Man, you were so drunk last night!

At least I didn't get jained!

by jainmaster September 30, 2013

Jared Leto's joker

The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.

Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.

by Unknown Zombie August 7, 2015

Jared Leto

An awesome actor and musician who is extremely hot...especially in "Requiem for a Dream." That movie is unbelievable...it really spoke to me. Not to mention he is an actor who isn't afraid to be sensitive and cry. There are practically no actors these days who can cry on the screen...but he can. He's hot.

Did you see Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He was so cute! What a hottie.

by memm June 11, 2006